The painful kind of relatable…
Did your food try to kill someone? Did it hit a baby? Did it insult you? No? Congrats, what you are eating isn’t bad!
In this house we fear no food
Diego, on the phone: I’m scared
Eudora: [other side of the phone call] Why?
Diego: There’s a monster under the bed and he’s really ugly
Luther, from the bottom bunk: I can hear you.
Diego: It talks, too
Vanya: I don’t even know what I’m feeling right now
Allison: Try describing it
Vanya: *high pitched scream*
